👉 "A 'feels body enhancing irritants' is like saying someone's scented body spray is a superhero, but only in the sense it makes you feel like a tiny, stinging, body-shrinking villain. Imagine this: 'The body spray's 'feels like a dragon's breath' - because it's not a dragon, but it sure gives you the illusion of being on a high-speed chase with your own personal, microscopic fire-breathing nemesis."
Now, here's a darkly humorous example sentence: "The 'feels body enhancing irritants' spray became the ultimate body armor for the office partygoers, leaving them with more skin irritation than a poorly timed slapstick comedy routine."